WATING for the GAME

This is clearly the best time of the sporting year. NFL in full swing. The NHL is getting going and MLB is giving us the best baseball of the season. How is it that we in Pittsburgh are doing nothing but sitting around right now?

Some are using this break to think of how to come out of the closet

Why is it that the NHL season is so young yet the Pens have 4 days between games? Sure the extra practice time is nice now, but let's face it, Gary Roberts is becoming complacent and someone will end up paying. If they don't get on the ice soon, it could be your grandma.

The bell tolls for thee, hag

Remember these days of rest when the Pens are battling through the packed schedule in the last 2 months of the season. At that point the Pens will be as tired as the public will be of seeing this menstrating monster try to convince the public she should be our leader:
The bye week kills us all. Come September we all have one constant in our lives, that is football every weekend. Take that away from us and there is no telling what we might do:

This is what men come up with when they
have too much time on their hands

Two weeks is just too long to wait for another game. To make matters worse, they are making us wait until 8:15 next Sunday to see the Steelers suit up again. Just because we wait 15 years for a winning baseball team doesn't mean we are patient.

Still not as long as those nerds who have
been waiting for yet another archaeologist flick

Then again, if you are reading this you must have some measure of patient built up. Thanks to NHL08 eating up all of my free time, posts here have been coming as fast as Bam Morris trying to out run the cops.


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