WE WILL: Get Dirty 2

Reds 4

Pirates 6

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Reds 2
Pirates 3

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Sure the pirates and Reds played a double header last night, but that wasn't the real show taking place. Gorzy and Maholm both pitched very good games, but they were merely the supporting cast in what turned out to be "The Dirty Show". Sanchez lit up the night with a 5-7 night at the plate, a grand slam, five RBIs and providing a clutch lead-off triple in the 8th inning of the second game. Sanchez was a stone cold killer of the Reds last night. Which begs the question "Who is Dirtier than Dirty Sanchez?"

Dirty Harry

Dirty Harry identified so much with Sanchez last night that he, the manliest of men, contemplated asking Sanchez to marry him. But then he realized that is just too gay and went out and killed 5 nuns for making change in the offering at his church.

Christina Aguilera

Miss self proclaimed "Dirty" is the closest dirty thing to being as beautiful as what Sanchez did last night. She sure does clean up well.

Biff Tannen

The villain of the Back to the Future trilogy was cold hearted, only liked Lea Thompson (Marty's mom) when her rack was over emphasized, and he could not keep himself out of manure.

Ulf Samuelsson

The man could not skate or shoot, but he played the game hard and made every man on the opposing bench fear him. Somehow he only dropped the gloves 3 times per season. That's not dirty, that just filthy!

Caddyshack Gopher

Bill Murray's character in Caddyshack arrived at the country club on the short and carrying a fifth of whiskey. He then had to try and eliminate this furry dancing fellow. The dirt digger treated the drunken grounds keeper like a welcome mat. And off course, there's the obligatory connection between this mole and the many moles on Sanchez' face.

Pig Pen

The original "dirty" cartoon character... long before South Park redefined "dirty cartoon".

Anna Benson

If the woman is Mr. Met's wet dream star, and that of every player on the Mets, then you know she's dirty.

Mario Lemieux' Goals

Go to YouTube and watch what he did against the Stars and the Bruins in back to back Stanley Cup Playoff appearances. On both occasions three men were in a position to stop him and on both occasions none possessed the ability or knowledge to do so. Sid's sick shootout goal against the Canadiens was dirty, but Lemieux' feats came in the playoffs, thus taking them to a whole new level of dirty.

Larry Craig

The Republican Senator from Idaho sure likes to get dirty at highway reststops. This kind of activity in Idaho must be stopped. I don't want gay potatoes!

John Fedko

The Pensblog led initiative to make this idiot show his true colors by having callers mention Gary Roberts is brilliant. Even more so for those who have met the Fedko personally. This guy deserves every bit or torment brought his way.

Quagmire

I looked up "dirty" in the dictionary and it said "see Quagmire". I looked up "quagmire" and all it had was this picture, which is dirty enough.

Philadelphia

The picture says it all.

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