WE WILL: Show Brotherly Love

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The lack of pitching depth was on display tonight in Philly. The result? Much love for the Phillies' hitters. To recap in pictures:

Dave Littlefield in 2001 when the Pirates had the #8 over all pick

John VanB's attempt at pitching. He knows what he's supposed to
do, but there really is no hope. Its amusing, but in a sad, sick way

Jim Colbourn is about as clueless about JVB and Armas as
W is about words with more than 3 syllables.

Phillies put bigger numbers on the board tonight than
you find at most gas stations.

Old man Jamie Moyer during his pre-game stretching

The Pirates offense looked as good as these guys while facing a pitcher
that throws as hard as a 15 year old boy.

Knowing no one is paying attention anymore, pirates.com decides to
not update the main image and leave it as a great sarcastic statement

God could not take any more and stopped play with rain in the 7th

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