Aaron Burr eat your heart out
Mr McClatchy/Mr. Littlefield,
We, the Pittsburgh Sports Guys hereby challenge the 2007 Pittsburgh Pirates Ball Club to a slow pitch softball game. After this weekends 1-0 loss, we feel confident that despite our only having 8 team members we can still win. If rules dictate that we must play with ten players, please provide us with two players from Amazing Kids Way and they can play 1B and SS. Or maybe we could just borrow Jack since he's leaving anyways....
We submit that should we win, we will be allowed to become the new CEO of operations for a term of 2 years. Should said term show marked improvement, we will renegotiate at that time for an extension.
Should we lose, well, good job?
1 comments:
Does "renegotiate" mean we must play the 2009 team in slow pitch softball? If we have control of the team, the 2009 version will be a powerhouse that I would not like to meet on any field, baseball or softball.
I don't think we need to pick up 2 players to take them on. Paulino and Jackwilson are two guaranteed outs for them, so we are basically even.
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